So, I don't have friends,I just know people.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Family and friends:

*CAUTION: there is language in this that may make you blush, so watch out!!.And,I am writing this under the influence of some migthy fine wine.SO, its no stoned left unsmoked.!!,I mean no smoke is left unstoned. This article is supported by the "Woodford Tobacco and Clothing Company",growing since 1972 0r 71'.

Just to clear up any misconceptions about family and friends. This is my personal and humble opinion of what has occurred to me and I feel compelled to share, ain’t I nice?. And if anyone thinks I am writing about them,I am not,but it fits,then wear it.??

Friends, are people that I know and they know me and having said that, it also means they could also be called non friends aka enemies. So, I don't have friends, I just know people. Ain’t it grand, life is so simple.

But,a flash has occured; wait the person that lives beside (aka neighor,is there a bee in neigbhour?) me has said the following,"I hate her/them".?, and she explains that my manners towards her have changed and this is her conclusion.?

So, I have to say to her,"I don't hate you" the fact is, I love you BUT, I don't like you very much. Have I lost you that one. I am saying" I don't like the people that I love".!! Hate is a nasty word and I don't have time for that kind of shit. As small as my life is" its still large enough" to NOT HATE PEOPLE".

If you piss me off, be secure in the knowledge that you are no longer a person of interest to me and as far as I am concerned, you are probably a nice fellow,but not to ME.!! So,please, piss somebody else off.

(My mother taught me to be polite,even if I am dis-pissed or angry,it shows true a gentlemen).

Family are also people that know me and may or may not like me and can also be called non family aka antagonist. I lump my in-laws in this category because they are related to me thru marriage. I didn’t ask for this package it just came with the marriage.

Confused, wait until you all meet them, all doubt will be removed. You can chose your friends but you can’t chose your relatives. Suddenly, life ain’t simple and it gets complicated later.!

I like to keep shit to myself about myself and my Family and the less everyone knows the better. Well, it doesn’t work like that in this Family, because we have Bud-in-ski’s and Gladys Kravitz’s. And the rest are really agreeable.

Born again and saved are a challenge.(b.a.a.s.) there is no correct language that you can use that is non offensive,…but; go to hell, works. This conveys you are pissed and tread no further.

Bud-in-ski’s poke their nose into everyone’s business and make it miserable when they go the next stage and Kravitz’s the news. They are worst than magpies. The b.a.a.s. want to save everyone and all evils that have befallen upon you.

So, where the hell were you when I needed you? Say what, that’s not what you want to do and could I find someone else? I, guess you can afford an attitude and that’s good or not?.

I thought I was ok, apparently, not in their eyes, it seems, so, save me Lord from these people. Let us pray.

“Oh Lord, I freely admit that I sin openly, daily and without shame and I am truly remorseful when its time I realized that I had sinned. You and I have a conversation and its all ok. But, get those sinful born a-gains off my butt.! Amen.”

The challenging part is to get the goody two shoes to back off and avoid them getting a ham sandwich in between the eyes.

Its, like when people quit smoking, its suddenly their crusade to save all the smokers whom, are happy about their habit and also don’t like to be preached too and admonished. I say, eat shit and piss off already, please, we are fine.

I have a definition for “relative humidity” as well. As an example the brother-in-law axes (that’s right axes), you for a loan of money(relative).

I, say “ piss off” (humidity). If you lend them the money, you won’t see it again and I wouldn’t even humiliate myself in asking, but if they ask how I am, “piss off, you don’t need to know, you big asshole”, or you fat bastard or other disagreeable language.

So, in conclusion I rest my case, now if it doesn’t make any sense then I have succeed in confusing you all. I just need to write the bar exam and guess what I can put a shingle that I am qualified to be a lawyer.