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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Scammer at Work.

Hi Joe:


As you can see the mutts are at it again trying to scam people for money. I copied this for you to read and I have highlighted the spelling errors and use of language that means we are dealing with a moron, albeit a smart one but still a moron.


We notifies You several times about your debt to Pay Pal Bill Me Later.


In the event that you fail to voluntary satisfy our requirements for payment

of your debt to Bill Me Later, we well have to turn to the court with the

purpose of enforced collection of a debt, witch may entail additional

expenses for you, for example, the expenses in the amount of state duty,

the cost of representative's services for the compearance, the compensa*+++tory interest

for the use or detention of money for each day of delay, and the execution free.



Furthermore, in accordance with applicable law, you may be restricted from traveling

outside the territory of the country, and your property may be seized.



Based on the foregoing we offer you to pay the debt in the amount of 840.00



Tuesday, September 6, 2011

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from hospital charts)



1 . The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (OMG! that is some examination)

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.