The Caveman at the Liquor Store.

Caveman at the Liquor store




Hi folks, to-day the caveman was at the local liquor store and was minding his own business as usual. Now, for those of you that know me, know that any time I venture to the outdoors into the general populace is not, I don’t have a usual time.



I have a adventure where I met a like-minded person, usually a female that is on my wave-length.(mice and men have the same wave length, now how a female gets in this equation, well, I don’t know.) Another story.



I am, cashing out with my purchase of different wines and home brewed in small batches ale and I turn to hear this women chatting about a hockey team, (Maple Leafs) and how dish-pissed she is with their performance.(caveman are drinking wine this year?).



Anyway, what are the chances that you bumped into a fellow hockey person that can talk with more gusto than the (don) Cherries on TV.?., in my humble opinion not to many esp. a female.(she is really good looking as well).



And as a side note she has some J.D.,(Jack Daniels, old #7), in her cart, well you all know where I am going to go, if-fin’s she invites me that is. I, almost quit talking about the team and wanted to know more about her, but, I held back, no use making a fool of yourself, besides her partner was the size of two-bubba’s and looked just as stern, but friendly.(maybe).



Well, he had something that came as a prize with his purchase,(1.5 litre of Crown Royal) so this man has some panache in any case). What a big guy, he makes a twin door side-by-side fridge look f-fin small, if in, you know what I mean.



Anyway, this Lady and I we just chat away about hockey and our relics,(relatives), just like we know’ ed each other all our life’s, it was getting Her going, because She started to close the personal space, from comfortable, to, ”are you-all busy to-night”.?., yep, I am sure I glad I had my personal-under-arm-deter-inset on, because we was that close.



Another side note, when you all go to the alcohol store be sure you are half-in-the-tank, when you go there,. you goanna need all the help you can get. Did, I tell you all that to-day I finished bottling a 6 week kit of wine, Shiraz-merlot, with hidden hints of fruit-us-merit-z-black-berries and small hints of oak,??.?. AND, I was test driving a few litres of it.(caveman are drinking wine this year).



Go, Leafs, we all hug and wish each other a Merry Christmas and the sales clerk is looking outta place and wishes us a good day, eh.!!.(young-kin, who is goanna save them)?. I love the liquor store, Merry Christmas you all and for those of you that are politically correct, Baa-humbug.!!