Oct/04/2012:
update,Mr.Crunchy,rises to the occassion. To-day,the kids are outside playing and making
noise, all of a sudden,I hear"shut the fuck up" and before I can get the boys to quiet down he says it again and this time the oldest says something rude back to him. Luckly he had slammed his door and didn't hear him.
To-days, episode is about the neighbor in the apt building yelling
“shut up” out his window or door. It is about 10 minutes to eight o’clock AM, if you can believe it. And why is this person yelling you ask, well let me tell you.
Our kids get up between 6 and 6:30 am everyday, so there is a lot to get done before they catch the school bus. Sometimes, they get done early and get to play outside until the bus comes. If they play in the front yard its quieter than the back yard.
The back yard has a natural acoustic echo to it and if you talk loud enough aka “yelling” you get a 1.5% increase in your volume, amphitheatre or amplifier, sound pretty close. Put 3 kids playing soccer in the backyard, you can imagine, the sound level.(migraine)
The Crunchy, (its easy to earn this title from me),his bedroom faces the backyard which now is bombarded with noise in a full fledged soccer game going on with the 3 beavers.
The Crunchy, is a generic name that applies to either man or women. (as in this case, I am poetically, inclusive and politically correct?). So, should I use “they” in the description?.
He, she, they, must be retired, because why else would a person still be in bed, especially around here?. Well, the truth is they are all retired, with a few exceptions. I, presume it’s a “he”.
The noise level was a thing I was used too as I continued on the fixing up the back packs etc, until I heard this real loud “shut up”. Well, I think you could hear a pin drop. Kids run in and ask what the heck was that??. I, think it was a person that didn’t like the “sounds” of your game.
Well, it worked the boys didn’t want to go outside, until the bus came and were very quiet going to the road. Crunchy, thank you, you have saved the day and as your consequence you get this story splashed on my blog and someone will figure who you are.
Did I mention that it snows here, sometimes daily.? And, that the snowplow arrives between 6:30 and 7:00. A.M. And folks this not a quiet machine, especially when he drops the blade. It growls!.
I use to live near the tracks and I know what a locomotive working up speed sounds like, this is very comparable. And he has a yellow blinking light on top, a very large, bright, blinking light, really it flashes off and on, alternating, like a light house!.
A traveling caution signal light, so it is and don’t you know!. Maybe, when the kids came out, he had reached his “threshold of intolerance”!. Totally, another story in its self. But, I, do digress. Often and with out shame.!
Did, I also mention that are dogs in the hood as well. Yes sir, there are a collections from small sopranos, bulgy beagles to totally prominent Cujoe baritones. Can you all guess at what time these performers come to, too,…..pee?.
For the record they are largely quiet until their business is done and then they need to serenade us with the various tunes and songs they know so well!!. It ain’t quiet.!
And for what its worth, “you have my humble apologies I am sure”. Kids will be kids and even though they are ours, I do not apologize for their behavior, rather for your total lack of good manners. But, you wouldn’t see that way, now would you?., you all give “grouches” a bad name.
Thank you folks, stay tuned your true adventures from “the hood”. I ain't Judge Judy,so I don't care,well maybe a little bit.! No disclaimers: mostly true and enhanced for the public to enjoy.