I then mentioned the “buffalo theory” in my usual ramblings to get the topics going and see if there is any interest in the group. But, after a few beers this never happened so I left and let them drool in their stupor.
So, to continue my musing I offer the following for you to read and if its of any interest to you that’s fine and if its not, it wasn’t going to be anyway. The quality of my answers is in proportion to the amount of malted beverages consumed as the wisdom of the inner cranium is released and I am either brilliant or stupid.
The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin:
No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
The in-laws also have to put up with me, I am a pain or a pleasure, depends on the mood I guess. I, didn’t want to be moneyed or eminent and I have achieved that plateau rather easily, so I have impertinence.
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